Captain Lou - Freeport
November, 1998
(516)536-3849
"Flounder Assassin...FBI's Most Wanted"
Have you seen this man. If so, please report him! He is a true flounder assassin . Flounder fishing is not what it has been in the past fall seasons...so to get to this table fair one must be a trained Black Seal and have a specialty in Martial Arts...you must also have the wojo magic of seven witches. This sharpie could produce flounder in a desert.
You must sharpen your skills and go to church and pray to St. Peter, don't forget to light a candle for every flounder you catch in the fall. Personally, I like to sacrifice one lawyer and an IRS agent to the flounder God before I get on the boat. So if you go flounder fishing this fall you must earn your fish. No suicide fish this fall...maybe with a hundred dollar bill on the end of your hook, you could maybe bribe one!