The
Adventures of Captain Mike in Howard Beach
April 11, 2001
It's
flat...
It swims in the mud...
and it loves cold water.
What
is it?
A.
A Lawyer B. Your Mother-in-Law C. A Flounder
The
crowd came out in numbers on the first really warm day,
to wet their lines on these wild, ferocious flounders. Rods
were doubled over as they put on their harnesses to haul
these wild kindom puppies in. It took two gaffs to pull
in one of the blue ribbon carniverous flounders. An innocent
child was leaning over the back of the boat as the fabled
200 pound, Johnny the One-eyed Flounder, ripped him over
board and tried to gum him to death. Tony, knife in teeth,
dove over
and
saved the child, but not before Johnny left a giant hicky
on his back. Mike manuevered the boat around as two fellow
customers harpooned Johnny twice.Yet with a mighty swish
of his giant tail he managed to snapped the harpoons clean
off.
Other
than that we had a pretty good day of fishing...landing
about 60 flounders in the boat.
How
was your day?
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