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"Jones Beach Bridges & The Bassaholic"
May 2002
Every day Crowly would look over the Bay at those bridges. The tide was just beginning to dribble in. There was a light wind and it was 58 degrees outside. Those bass were piled up in stacks. He'd tortured himself... maybe those 30 pounders came... maybe. His wife yelled at him to get to work. She screamed at him, "Crowly, don't even look at your rods." Crowly would be counting on his fingers, how many days he'd had already took off this month. The sweat started dripping off his brow. I can go for 2 hours, yeh, that's it... tell the boss the traffic story or the relative routine. Every spring, Crowly had been fired from one job or another. Your classic bassaholic! Rain, wind, cold or snow... nothing can sotp these bass addicts! Crowly has been through three wives and 14 jobs.
And yes it's bass time, so lose the wife, gas up your boats and get out there you Crowly crowds! Mike "X" and friend "X" went out in his boat and yours truly and had an excellent adventure. We caught and released over 30 bass and took a few home for dinner and a movie.
Tackle 40 pound spider wire and 6 feet of 20 pound fluoro carbon leaders. Gamakatsu circle hooks for easy release on the bass. Maybe an ounce of split shot. Find your spot off the bridges and anchor up. Be polite to boats already there. Do not be a raving lunatic and try to anchor 8 feet off someone or behind another boat, unless you have a death wish!
Space. We all need a little space like 40 feet and better. There's more than one bridge and the bass may pile up in different areas around the bridge. Then hold your ground and chum it up slowly with your snot clam bellies. Don't shove your chum out, ground it up and slowly feed it out. You want to bring the bass to you, not fatten them up for Thanksgiving. Free spool your line out to get it to the bottom and then slowly bounce it back. WHen you get that wrap. Bang back don't fool around. Drink a lot of coffee before hand. A delayed 60's jerk will get you bubkas or a gutt hook... not good for the fish and you won't be able to keep it even if it's doing the dead man float. Our park rangers will ticket your butt into the next universe. Also, don't fillet your fish on the boat or that will be another ticket. Also, don't curse at your fish on the boat or dance with your fish or that will be a ticket!
When the fish are on a hot bite, wipe out the light line and spinning gear and have some fun. 10 pound test and 8 pound leader. Loosen up that drag and get down with mister striper. Hey, sue me, I love it!
Boss: So Crowly, where were you this morning?
Crowly: Boss, the LIE , need I say more?
(As the Boss walks away a scent of clams wisps by his nose...)
Our Story Continues...will Crowly keep his job? Until next week...
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